
Donald just set their paper straws on fireāand cashed in big!
If you live in a major city, you might have to put up with the Leftās new villain:
Plastic straws!
According to their wild claims, plastic straws are the scourge of our planet. In fact, Democratic-controlled state governments have actually spent tax dollars banning plastic straws.
The alternative? Terrible paper straws that stick to your mouth and dissolve as you try to use them! (Or metal ones that are injuring people everywhere.)
Not a big surprise that the leftās solution to a non-problem is worse for us and our pocketbooks!
But thatās okay. Once again, Trump is putting the Left to shame by trolling them with a brilliant alternative.
From Daily Wire:
āAs California and other places around the country implement bans on plastic drinking straws, the Trump 2020 campaign is taking a different approach.
The campaign is now selling āTrump Strawsā in packs of 10 for $15. The plastic straws are red and say āTrump.ā
That. Is. Amazing! But whatās even more amazing?
The campaignās website flat-out says, āLiberal paper straws donāt work,ā and describes Trumpās straws as follows:
- BPA free
- Reusable & Recyclable
- 9ā³ long
- Pack of 10 identical straws as shown
- Laser engraved
- Made in USA
While the left is panicking over plastic straws, Trump is coming up with a solution. And a great marketing tool!
These straws are BPA free and reusable and recyclable, meaning they are better for the environment than those terrible paper straws that will end up in a landfill.
And heās already making a killing with them, according to his campaign manager Brad Parscale:
In case you canāt read this āamazingā tweet, here it is: We have sold more than 140,000 straws. That is over $200,000 raised. More than half of all Straw purchasers were BRAND NEW small dollar donors. Amazing!ā
As you can imagine, Democrats are already outraged over these straws. They accuse Trump of lying to his supporters and causing a bigger problem.
Really? These are recyclable straws that wonāt hurt the environment. They are reusable, so theyāll never end up in the garbage, unlike paper straws, which donāt even work the first time!
Trump further humiliated liberals by saying:
āI do think we have bigger problems than plastic straws⦠You know, itās interesting about plastic straws: so, you have a little straw, but what about the plates, the wrappers, and everything else that are much bigger and theyāre made of the same material?ā
Makes a lot of sense to me. As usual, Democrats are wasting time and money banning harmless straws.
Donald Trump is busy fixing bigger problems ā and making $200,000 off the Democratsā mistakes.
SHARE if you would buy Trumpās new straws!
Source: Daily Wire, Twitter