Sometimes society throws you a curve ball and you adjust by playing on and staying in the game.
All too often today, some nut-ball throws a screwball and tries to ruin something great about America. They’ve taken church out of schools, changed everyone’s gender, and destroyed historic statues.
Now the crazies in left field want to destroy America’s favorite pastime. It’s time leftist radicals get called out and tossed from the game at hand.
Leftists are now attacking a collegiate summer league baseball team in Georgia – the Macon Bacon. These pork-hating radicals want a no-fry zone for Bacon-loving fans who just want to watch some baseball and eat whatever they want.
Worse yet, the attack against meat lovers is coming from a group of physicians. They can’t stand baseball fans enjoying a fun game and good eats.
You must read between the lines in their wild claim to know what they’re trying to do to this team… and the country.
From Fox News:
“Macon Bacon’s glorification of bacon, a processed meat that raises the risk of colorectal cancer and other diseases, sends the wrong message to fans,” the letter from nutrition education program manager Anna Herby, DHSc, RD, CDCES, to (the team president) read.
Oh yes, this is not fake news – it is woke reality on full display. And it gets worse…
“I urge you to update the team’s name to Macon Facon Bacon and promote plant-based bacon alternatives, such as Facon Bacon or Mushroom Bacon, that will help your fans stay healthy.
“As for Kevin, Macon Bacon’s mascot, he can reveal that he is actually plant-based bacon.”
Woke doctors can’t settle for transitioning kids, now they want to transition bacon, baseball and mascots! (I think I just threw up a bit pondering their schemes.)
These leftists didn’t stop with calling out the team’s management, they threw a fast one at the fans with direct signals, as in public signage.
Their attack against “glorifying meat” was big and bold on a billboard along a major interstate, calling for fans to “keep bacon off your plate.”
The plant eaters want fans to “consume delicious, healthful plant-based foods.” Most people consider this fake food.
And they want fans to give up game-time menu items such as 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon, Bacon Wrapped Bacon, Steak Cut Bacon, Bacon Cheeseburger, Bacon Dog, Bacon Loaded Cheese Fries, Bacon Loaded Mac N Cheese, and Bacon Chips.
Call my cardiologist, I’m heading to the next Macon Bacon ball game to wallow in some bacon delights!
The team response to the physicians’ complaint was straight down the pipe and over the plate:
“With that, the Macon Bacon will be sizzling forever and will not consider a name change. Ever.”
The team statement also pointed out that fans already have greens on the menu at the concession stand, which the leftists failed to mention in their complaint.
All this anti-meat propaganda leaves a foul taste in the mouths of rational people who live in the real world.
These pork-hating liberals need to take time out to sit on the right field lawn at the Macon Bacon ball diamond and try some apple pie with crust made from pork lard and topped with bacon bits. And maybe a side of Bacon Loaded Cheese Fries.
That scrumptious combination of American delicacies could change leftists’ taste buds forever and get them back into the game of reality.
- Radical liberals go after fans and want to take the fun out of baseball.
- Anti-meat doctors say the menu at the concession stand is dangerous.
- Can you imagine choosing plant treats over a bacon cheeseburger?
Source: Fox News